vaspim:

*rolls up the US constitution and makes the fattest most patriotic blunt ever*

petcanadian:

just let this sink in

Nicolas Cage has won an Oscar, but Leo hasn’t

metaphorically:

i was crying in my car in front of the mcdonalds near my house eating french fries and listening to my sad playlist in the car and a black guy tapped on my window and just gave me life changing advice “its going to be ok lil nigga you can do it”